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最初に投稿者解説を入れておきます。
英検の問題に対する２ｃｈの模範解答のコピペです。
問題の内容は、Joshからのメールに答えるというもの。
1.メールの内容は、オンラインで勉強する人がいるけど、どう思う？
2.子供が携帯を使うのをどう思う？
3.携帯を電車で使う人いるけどどう思う？

問題原文
Dear Izumi,
I hope you’re well.
I read an interesting article about technology yesterday. It said that many people here in the U.K. are now choosing to get college degrees by studying online. Do you think online courses are a good way to study?
The article also said that in Japan, many parents buy cell phones for their young kids. In your opinion, is it necessary for children to heave cell phones?
When I was on the train today, the man next to me was talking on his cell phone. Do you think people should be banned for using cell phones on public transportation?
I look forward to your reply.
Josh

以下コピペです↓
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今日の英作模範解答

To motherfuckest Josh,
It's terrible to hear from you. I'm doing awful.
I don't wanna answer your stupid questions. But I'm gonna try to answer reluctantly because I'm in free time now.
Your first quesition is really fucking. People in all over of the world should play online games insted of online study course.
Your 2nd question is the fuckest. I don't care about children's cellphone. Anyway, I wanna insert your cellphone into your asshole.
Your final question is easy to settle. You should kill the fucking person who use his/her fucking cellphone on the train.
I recommend you use a gun or a bomb when you kill people.
See you stupid person, and never send me fucking an e-mail.
Izumi.

>>197
わろたｗ

>>197
いいなｗそれ実際に書いたら0点なのかなｗ


>>197
締めはクールにkeep fuckin'だな

>>197
アメリカンジャンキーめw

てか本当にそんなこと書いたら点数どうなるんだろう？
内容はともかく構成は多分満点だ