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The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him.
"You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked,
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
1 ：書初め(一人身脱却) ：2006/12/21(木) 23:27:47.02 ID:j3sq9ec40
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him.
"You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked,
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
3 ：美容師と初詣 ：2006/12/21(木) 23:28:03.19 ID:leCjrjUk0
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(A)Terrible. UCHU- Terrible. Really terrible, So Terrible.
UCHU- Terrible.
First large. Already it's not better to say it 'large'. 'VERY VERY LARGE'
As it said 'large',
'Hmmm.. About 20 Tokyo Dome?'
no! no! It's not that level!!
Anyhow INFINITY! Coooooooooooool!!
It can't be measured by units!
Over hectare,kilometer,and other units!!
INFINITY! VERY VERY LARGE!!!
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Do the best!
不条理ギャグとかそういう系？
人食い王は、彼らが裁判を渡す場合、彼らが住んでいることが捕虜と語った。
試験の最初のステップは、森に行って、果実の同じ種類の10枚を取得した。
だから、すべて三人の男が果物を収集するために別々の道を行った。
一つ目は戻ってきて、王に言った、"私は10リンゴをもたらした。"王は、彼に裁判を説明した。
"あなた、またはあなたの顔に任意の式をせずに、お尻に果物を突き出すする必要がありますあなたが食べられる"と話した。
Appleの最初は、ログイン行きました.. 2番目のいずれかを、彼は痛みのため、彼は殺されたからひるみ。
もう一つは到着し、王10果実を示した。
王は彼に裁判を説明すると、彼は、これは簡単なはずですが、本人と考えられている。
1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ...と9ベリーの彼は、突然笑いだす殺された。
最初の男と二番目の男が、天国で会った。一つ目は、質問
"あなたが笑うのはなぜ、あなたはほぼそれに逃げた？"
もう一つは"私はパイナップルに来て第三人を見て、それを助けることができなかった"と答えた。
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